Items Included
- Jacket
- Pants
- Shirt Front W/ Necktie
Features
- 100% Polyester
- Double-Breasted Pinstripe Jacket Has 3 False Pockets
- Pinstripe Pants Have Elastic Back Waistband
- Shirt Front Has Hook & Loop Fastener At Back Of Collar
- Black Satin Necktie Attached To Shirt Front
- Officially Licensed
Questionable Spending
It Should Be No Surprise When Your Accountant Asks About The $1000 You Spent On Stogies. When Your Mother Encourages You To Smoke Stogies From Infancy You’Re Bound To Have A Refined Taste In Whatever You’Re Smoking. And When You’Ve Got So Many Investments That You Forget That You Hold A Controlling Interest In A Company, You Can Afford The Expense.
Product Details
When You Don The Garb Of This Dark And Dashing Aristocrat You’Re Devoting Yourself To All Things Macabre, From Your Tombstone Collection To Your Charming Wife. Don’T Be Alarmed By The State Of Your New Life. The Floors Might Creak But That’S Just Trap Doors You’Re Walking On. Just Start Growing Out Your Handlebar Mustache And You’Re Ready To Become Gomez Of Addams Family Fame — Trust Us, It’Ll Be A Good Investment. Just Like This Addams Family Gomez Men’S Costume, Which Comes With The Jacket, Pants, And A Shirt Front With Tie! All You’Ll Need Is A Wednesday Or Morticia, Or Both!
…Or Is It Class?
You’Re A Classy Fella, Though Your Neighbors Might Complain About Your Macabre Decor. We’D Never Judge. We Actually Think Your Collection Of Antique Tombstones Is Pretty Cool. And Where Did You Ever Get That Giant Venus Flytrap That Graces Your Greenhouse? That’S Pretty Cool Too. No, We’Re Not Just Sucking Up To You After Learning About Your Ridiculously Deep Pin-Striped Pockets, Come Off It. When You Invested In Those Victorian Mourning Wreaths Made With Real Hair, Everyone Was Skeptical. Now They’Re Worth Five Times What You Paid For Them. Unfortunately, Your Dear Wife Has Gotten Attached To Them — Literally, She’S Wearing Them As Earrings.
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